By Spence Blazak
Uh-oh Jenna is coming back to school, does this mean the end for KC's jungle fever romance with that girl who I don't think the writers named?!?!?!?!?! Nevermind....they don't have a babysitter. But KC has found himself in the dog house with both of his main squeezes in a mere :45 seconds of dialogue. First, mistress sees his child, remembering he is potent (ultimate buzz kill). Then he refers to Jenna's gazongas as "equipment". Ladies and gentlemen, Dr Love himself.
The opening theme always reminds me of how they never follow up on the thousands of story lines. For all we know, Anya is lying in a ditch somewhere, Holly J is going to kidnap her birth mother's children and hold them for a ransom of one kidney, and Frumpy has 3 children. I'm just making the obvious predictions here, folks.
Sav has a crush on the hot teacher. Boring. She is hot though. He refers to her as a "music mentor" to Shontay, who comes back with a quick "is that what the kids are calling it these days?" Ugh.
Frumpy and her boyfriend Jake flirting. I fucking hate this guy. His hair is greasier than a cheesesteak. Gottem! The thought of her having reproductive organs is vile. And she looks like a 45-year-old. In a bad way.
Sav putting the moves on Ms. Hotteacher....by saying that he enjoyed the There Will Be Blood soundtrack. Have you heard that shit, Sav? Its not music, its ominous tones. Ah well, fat guy shows up out of nowhere to challenge Sav to a duel...of writing the score to Eli's dumb play! Oh damn! Fat guy is sassy! This is gonna be good.
Jenna is losing her mind being a mom. She is having a hard time coping with being alone. KC's mom tells her how she dealed with it.....DRUGS! .....now Jenna is doomed, but she can go back to school now! Yay!
Holy shit. Jenna's "eqipment" started leaking in the middle of class. I'm happy that Degrassi isn't afraid to hit up the big topics.
Hmm. Turns out the fat kid is insane, Eli wants to KILL Jake, and Jenna dropped the baby. This show has more entertainment per square foot than any other show on television.
Brief non sequitor before the second day. Sav tries to write a song for Eli's play, but says "I've actually only written "Row Row Row Your Boat" so far." I tried writing a song this week. The first one turned out okay, but when I looked at the second one, I'd realized I'd written the 80's one hit wonder "Always Something There to Remind Me". I thought this was hilarious.
DAY 2
Not the most eventful of episodes, and yet there were a lot of gems. Here's the long and the short of it:
Sav is now partnered with the fat kid, Mo, who is just horrible in every imaginable way. Mo wants to setup Sav with Mrs. Hotteacher, and for some reason....she is interested. This is given away by a suggestive wink. I think that Mo's stylish hat is to thank for this. Its about as fashionable as a Swastika arm band. Seeing Mo in that hat enchanted Ms. Hotteacher with a charm to fall in love with the next person she saw: Savvy boy.
Then in the other story, tensions rise between Jenna and KC. She realizes he is cheating on her...SO SHE HITS HIM IN THE FACE WITH HER GUITAR!!!!! The mom of the year, Jenna, follows this up by saying she wants to put up the baby for adoption so she can do things like "clubs, sports, and have fun again!" I think that quote is enough to do it...
THE END!!!!!
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