Its taken many years to perfect the "Nesquik Strawberry Milk drinking game" of Return of the Jedi, but I think I have finally accomplished it. Some rules have been taken from Wookiee Wednesday contributor Brian Long's drinking game for A New Hope, but many of them have been forged originally from my recent watching of the original trilogy to celebrate "National Star Wars Day." Get your pink milk ready, go to Toshi station to pick up some power converters, and may all the garbage mashers on your detention level be shut down!
Take a sip when:
-There is awkward sexual tension between Luke and Leia
-Darth or Luke refers to the other as son/father
-There is awkward sexual tension between the droids
-A lightsaber turns on
-Yoda's voice sounds particularly like Miss Piggy's
-There is a cutaway to a Muppet alien having a funny reaction to something
-Chewbacca sounds sad (not to be confused with when Chewbacca sounds concerned)
Take a large gulp when:
-There is the awkward montage right before the battle above the Sarlacc pit where everyone winks at each other
-The guy who owns the Rancor gets sad when it dies
-The Ewoks sing that funny song at the end
-Jabba the Hut dies
-Someone in the room says something racy when Princess Leia is in her slave girl outfit
-A cute baby Ewok comes on screen
Finish your drink and scream at the top of your lungs when:
-Admiral Ackbar says "ITS A TRAP!"....about 30 seconds after everyone else realized it was, in fact, a trap
-Yoda dies
-Spence cries when Darth Vader throws the Emperor off the balcony
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