By Spence Blazak and Brian Long
"I rio on a bus to Niagra falls and it made me wanna shoot my dick off!"-Ben, not a controversial opinion
They are doing a real crap job of picking good dialogue for these screenplay awards
i hate talking birds HATE THEM
I didn't see this movie, say something clever about it.
what movie?
I..guess you're not there yet...the descendants
LOOKS LIKE I LOST ROGER EBERT'S OSCAR POOL
and i was just mad that i couldn't find lilo OR stitch in the background
WOOOOODDDYYYY
i was just updated that it was 20 years ago that magic johnson said he had AIDS......
BUZZZZZKIIIIIIILLLLLL
thank god that fucking bridesmaids didn't win
i want to see woody allen play clarinet in new york city so bad haha
haha I'm just imaging him in his house like "Geez, you'd think after all this time I'd schedule these rehearsals for a different"
"...night"
Different night is what I was going for
.....
woof
long show
looooonnngggg
shhhhoooooooowwww
milla jovovish looks like an actress in a phone sex commercial
Millia Jovavich, because Megan Fox was busy, I guess?
Far too true
harvey weinstein isn't front row? SOME INTERN WILL WAKE UP DEAD TOMORROW
The Shore looks really good. That clip was the whole movie, right?
i hope so.....
God is the Bigger Elvis should be your new band name
the camera guy had no idea where they were!!!!!! HAHAHAH
"Wait...there's a short DOCUMENTARY too?!? Crap, crap!"-Camera guy
morgan freeman pays penguins to clap for him
I would too! With that money
Alright, place your bets for actor/actress now, who's going to win?
dujardin and viola davis
or SPENCE BLAZAK FOR FROGGY IN THE FOREIGNOR VIDEO THE ACADEMY FOUND IN A DITCH FROM 2009
what do you think?
I'm gonna go black horse with this: Gary Oldman annnnnnnd...yeah probably Viola, she seems to have this on lock.
*drunk Omkar sees Billy Crystal*: Is that Steve Busemi?
Me: Yes
hahahaha thats awesome. and tony blair is looking GREAT!
ahhhhhhh jessica chastain!!!!!!! LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE
this is bullshit. the artist can *censored*
For best director winner, not Jessica Chastin
really brian? do you know how many women i am attracted to?
FIVE
oh......oh......you didn't mean......i was kidding about that last part HAHA
she is...va-va-voom
oh okay
I'll let your sentiments speak for me
HE FUCKING SET UP THE CAMERA AND LEFT
martin scorsese BLEEEEEEDS himself on camera!
"From Star Wars, to Lion King...and to a lesser extent, Shakespeare..."
is the old makeup guy wearing his own makeup and he is actually 20?
Probably. Just to prove that he EARNED IT.
poop in pie
EARNED. IT.
lets stay together
I agree, whoo boy, sad part
the best part of the oscars? it means tomorrow starts 5 months of shitty movies season!
...the afro is not helping Esperanza Spalding.
Not unless the Oscars see their shadow Spence
then we get two more weeks of mediocrity, before the next buzz season
its esperanza "justin bieber girls changed her wikipedia page" spalding!
and that was funny hahahah
was she the one who won a grammy for, being, you know, actually talented
yes! one of the few
this actors talking to the camera thing is painfully self indulgent
alright so actors....are we banking on Le Artist?
Yup. No surprise theeeere
i was rooting for myself......fuck
at least i won the blazak family oscar pool!
I thought you had it bagged, at the very least it would have been a make-up Oscar for when you were snubbed for your work as Mayor Shin
and congrats, what do you win?
breakfast tomorrow......
oh
that's
oh
remember that one time when the rising stars didn't give me an acting nomination "because i didn't have any costume changes"? cuz i do
im glad dujardin won. he was excellent. BUT george clooney did cry and kiss a corpse
i forgot how much the kings speech pissed me off for not being the social network
Man, Colin Firth's elocution lessons have really paid off since last year.
glen close looks so creepy as a man
yeah, she looks WAY better in Albery Noobs
stop taunting me with jessica chasten cutaways!!!! STOP ITTTTTT
meryl streep is lame
Controversial Spence opinions
i was expecting colin firth to make a heath ledger joke. Disappointment of the night.
Viola Davis shoulda pooped in a pie
sorry i was in the bathroom
and brian *puts hand on your shoulder* we should have ALL pooped in someone's pie
that worked perfectly with my last comment
its because *puts other hand on your shoulder* we are perfect
together
yeah
Harvey Weinstein is really bad at high fives
well, guess i don't need this anymore! *throws tv*
I'm gonna go watch Walking Dead, so what did we learn tonight, Spence?
i love the best picture montage where its all the tender moments of the year.......then the fucking artist dancing
i learned that america sucks, and woody allen pulled a rick ross by screaming FUCK EM
I learned ABOUT THE MAGIC OF THE MOVIES
I think
kay, time for bed, UNTIL NEXT YEAR Y'AL
