Trailer Park: Shark Night 3D (brought to you by ONE of the producers of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I hope it wasn't Greg...I hate him so much.)

By: Brian Long

Watch the trailer here

WOO! It's Summer vacation! You know what that means: going to the lake with all of your friends and that nerd guy from Avatar!

Man, everything sure seems great, huh? Here we are, young and sexy teens hanging out on a super secluded island with presumably no law enforcement and...hey...what's up with that ominous music?

And then boom. The black guy doesn't even make it through the trailer! That doesn't even seem fair! Well, you're a sexy teen on a-apparently-salt water lake with a shark? What do you do now? Judging by the trailer it's cry and yell "SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!"

Oh, and your theory about how someone put the sharks in the lake will probably totally turn out to be right. I bet it was scientists. Or hillbillies. Or hillbilly scientists.

You know, for a movie called "Shark Night" a lot of this trailer takes place in the day time...